"Good Deeds and Such" female comedy monologue from published play Holka Polka

This monologue is about a witch named Hilda from the published play "Holka Polka" by D. M. Larson 

ISBN-13: 978-1502445490

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"What's a witch without her magic?"

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free published duologues (play scripts for 2 actors for the stage, classroom, workshop or competition)

Below are some good two actor duologues by D. M. Larson that are published, available free on the Freedrama website. 

"Worrying About the Future (a Comedy)"- Short Funny Skit - 2 actors - male or female from the play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581

"Brother Makeover" non-romantic scene for two actors (male and female) from the published play "A Little Private Education" ISBN-13: 978-1532853111 (1 m 1 f)

"Call for Help" scene for 2 male actors from Death of an Insurance Salesman ISBN-13: 978-1518665547

"Crowdfunding (How to Start a Part Time Posse)" funny skit for 2 actors - ISBN-13: 978-1540666581

"The Magic Coin" a short one act duologue stage play script for one male and one female actor about helping others and making wishes come true ISBN-13: 978-1546446460. 

"Underdog (aka Fight Me)" - comedy for two actors (2 males with possible non-speaking female extras) adapted from the play "The Ghosts of Detention" ISBN-13: 978-1499111309

"Pain Scale"- Short Comedy - Funny Skit - 2 actors - male or female from the play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581

"The Last Can" A short play about two people in love... at the end of the world... with only one can of food left (for 1 male and 1 female) from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Looks Get in the Way" A short romantic comedy for two actors. (1 male and 1 female) from the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"Polly Wants a Cracker" A short play for two actors (one man, one woman, optional non-speaking extras) from the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"One Way or Another" A short play for two actors (one man, one woman) from the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

"Lincoln Jefferson Jones" A free play script for two teen actresses - selection from play "Flowers in the Desert" ISBN-13: 978-1494806217

"The Food of Love" A short play for two actors (one man, one woman) from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Kate and Rick" - Duologue scene for two actors from Published Script- Male and Female from the published play "Teen Angel" published in "Royalty Free Plays" ISBN-13: 978-1438235790

"Confession" - drama for two actors from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Falling Away From You" - drama for two actors about being away from each other from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589 (1 male 1 female)

"Demons" - short drama - 2 actors (male or female) adapted from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"A Sacrifice" - Short Drama- 2 actors (2 female) from the published play "Secrets of my Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589

"Gossip" - Short Comedy - 2-5 more actors 
A play for mature actors from the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626

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"Steam Train" monologue for male or female (topics: fear, adventure, the future, celebrities)

The monologue can be used by a male or female even though it is a female part in the play.

"Steam Train" by D. M. Larson

Monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"

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ZORA

Do you ever feel like you're stuck on the front of a steam train going a million miles an hour?

Flying down the tracks... so out of control. One slip and you'll be crushed into a million billion pieces.

The pressure... Incredible pressure ...your chest pounding so hard your heart wants to break free....

But you feel a little thrill don't you? And you realize it's better than the nothingness of your life before.

Is it true? What kills you makes you feel alive?

Suddenly you realize this could be the most exciting moment in your life... Flying free down the tracks... An adventure... No clue where you're going or if you'll survive ...but you're living. Really living.

Is that why those stars do that... Do something dangerous and wonderful... So explosive... that it will eventually destroy them... Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Robin Williams... Riding the steam train to their death... Screaming with life?

There's no turning back... No middle ground. Once you live... really live... there's no way to go back again. No brakes or safety nets... No getting off the runaway train.

So instead of being afraid, instead of seeing it as an end to life... You scream...

Bring it on steam train! ... Make me live!

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This monologue is from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush" 

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"OW!" a scene for 3 actors featuring Pinocchio

This scene is from the play "Holka Polka"

PDF of the scene: https://sellfy.com/p/6Tdw/

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"OW!" a scene for 3 actors featuring Pinocchio

(PINOCCHIO enters. He has a huge nose)

PINOCCHIO

What a nice day for a walk.

BRENDA

Actually I made you want to do that.

PINOCCHIO

You made me? Like with magic?

BRENDA

Yes. I'm a witch.

PINOCCHIO

I know magic too. (Grabs his nose) Ow.

WOLF

What's wrong?

PINOCCHIO

Uh, nothing.

(Grabs his nose again) Ow.

WOLF

Your nose hurt?

PINOCCHIO

A little.

BRENDA

What can you tell me about the Prince?

PINOCCHIO

The Prince? Mr. Sleepy?

(Laughs)

BRENDA

Do you know how might have put him to sleep?

PINOCCHIO

Nope. (Grabs his nose) Ow.

WOLF

You sure you're okay?

BRENDA

So you don't know how the sleeping spell happened?

PINOCCHIO

Nope. (Grabs his nose) Ow.

BRENDA

You know something don't you?

PINOCCHIO

I promised not to tell.

BRENDA

Tell what? You know who did it?

PINOCCHIO

No. (Grabs nose) Ow. Oh, man. I'm going to get a nosebleed again.

BRENDA

Please, tell me what you know. We can help.

PINOCCHIO

Help? You want to help that stuck up good for nothing brat? Oh, he makes me so mad. "I'm so handsome. Everyone love me for it." I'm way better looking than he is.

(Grabs nose) Ow.

WOLF

Tell you what you know or...

PINOCCHIO

Or what?

WOLF

Or I'll eat you.

(WOLF jumps on him and bites his arm)

PINOCCHIO

Get off!

WOLF

Hey! You taste like wood.

PINOCCHIO

That's because I'm made out of wood.

WOLF

Really bad tasting wood.

BRENDA

You're a wooden boy?

PINOCCHIO

No, I'm ginger bread man. (Grabs nose) Ow! (Yells at an invisible someone in the sky) That was sarcasm.

WOLF

What's with your nose?

PINOCCHIO

Nothing. (Grabs nose) Ow.

BRENDA

Tell us what you know about the Prince so we can help him.

PINOCCHIO

Like I want to.

BRENDA

Perhaps you're the one who did it. Maybe we'll take you to the authorities and let them question you.

PINOCCHIO

Fine, fine. Tell you what. The person who you really want cast a spell on me so I can't tell anything about it. But what if I bring the Prince to you?

WOLF

Can you do that?

PINOCCHIO

Sure. I'll sneak him out and bring him here. Then you can do your little witch thing and wake him up.

WOLF

Can you, Brenda?

BRENDA

I could try. Why can't I just go to the castle and do it?

PINOCCHIO

You think they'll let a witch anywhere near the castle after all the bad PR you've had?

BRENDA

Good point.

PINOCCHIO

I'll be back.

BRENDA

Thank you.

PINOCCHIO

Happy to help. (Grabs nose) Ow. (Exits)

END OF SCENE

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"PIG NOSE PRINCESSES" short scene for 5 actors (from free play script for kids Holka Polka)

This scene is from the play "Holka Polka" 

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For permission to use "PIG NOSE PRINCESSES" (scene for 5 actors) contact doug@freedrama.net

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(From off stage, a shrill voice is heard)

EZI (off)

Cindy!

CINDY

Oh, no. It's them.

DEZI (off)

Where is she?

WOLF

Who are they?

CINDY

My sisters.

(EZI and DEZI enter. They are princesses too and wear exaggerated princess costumes, a sharp contrast to CINDY's tasteful costume)

EZI

Where have you been?

DEZI

No one told you that you could run off like that.

CINDY

I'm sorry.

(They mock her)

EZI and DEZI

"I'm sorry."

EZI

That's all she ever says.

DEZI

We need a little less sorry and a little more obedience.

CINDY

Sorry.

WOLF

Don't be sorry. These two need show a little respect.

(WOLF steps between CINDY and EZI and DEZI)

EZI

What is that?

DEZI

Looks like a stray dog.

CINDY

This is Mr. Fuzzy.

EZI

Don't name it.

DEZI

Then you'll want to feed it.

WOLF

You two look tasty.

EZI

What?

DEZI

I never!

(BRENDA steps between them all)

BRENDA

Please, everyone. Let's calm down. 

(BRENDA turns to EZI and DEZI)

BRENDA (CONT.)

Hello, princesses. I'm Brenda.

EZI

Brenda?

DEZI

Never heard of you.

BRENDA

I'm the daughter of Splenda. The good witch of the South.

EZI

Splenda?

DEZI

Witch?

CINDY

Oh, Splenda's so beautiful. I wish had her hair.

EZI

Ha! Never.

DEZI

Not with the head of straw.

(WOLF growls and CINDY calms him with a scratch on the ear)

BRENDA

So you two know the prince?

EZI

Know him? Ha.

DEZI

I'm practically engaged to him.

EZI

You wish.

DEZI

Don't you dare make moves on my man.

BRENDA

Terrible thing about the sleeping spell. Any idea why someone might do it?

EZI

Maybe they were worried their sister was trying to take their man.

DEZI

But he is my man.

EZI

Since when?

DEZI

Since he gave me that rose at the ball.

EZI

Gave you a rose? He knocked over a vase and spilled it all over your shoes.

DEZI

It's the thought that counts.

BRENDA

So do either you play with magic? Sleeping spells?

EZI

Watch it, witch.

DEZI

We know where you're going with this.

CINDY

Please, Brenda. My sisters would never do anything to the Prince. They both love him so.

EZI

Hush up, Cindy. No one was talking to you.

DEZI

Yeah, zip it or we whip it.

BRENDA

I hope that's a figure of speech.

EZI

We find that a good whipping keeps little girls in line.

DEZI

Why? What are you going to do about it?

EZI

Yeah, wonder witch. Gonna cast a spell on us?

DEZI

Gonna turn us into toads?

WOLF

Too late for that.

(CINDY giggles a little at the WOLF's joke. EZI and DEZI grab her in anger)

EZI

You think that's funny?

DEZI

I think she needs a little time out.

EZI

In the dungeon!

DEZI

In chains!

(EZI and DEZI start to drag CINDY out but BRENDA and WOLF block their exit)

BRENDA

Let her go.

EZI

Stay out of this.

DEZI

This is a family problem.

BRENDA

But you're hurting her.

WOLF

Let her go or answer to Mr. Fuzzy.

(EZI and DEZI mock them)

EZI

Oh, I'm so scared.

DEZI

Big Bad Wolf and Wimpy Witch have got us cornered.

CINDY

Please, Brenda. Please, Mr. Fuzzy. I'll be okay.

EZI

That's what you think.

(She pulls CINDY's hair)

CINDY

Ow!

DEZI

Now keep quiet.

BRENDA

That's it!

(There is a crash of thunder as BRENDA takes out her wand.  Everyone stops. BRENDA does her dance and music plays. Pulls out her wand)

EZI

Oh, no.

DEZI

She wouldn't.

BRENDA

Holka polka!

(Zap sound and lights go black)

CINDY

What happened?

WOLF

I can't see again.

BRENDA

Why does that always happen?

(Oinking is heard)

CINDY

What's that?

WOLF

Hmmm. Sounds like bacon, I mean pigs.

BRENDA

We need some lights. Holka polka!

(Lights come back on and there are two stuffed pigs by CINDY)

CINDY

Pigs!

BRENDA

Ooops.

CINDY

You turned my sisters into pigs.

BRENDA

I guess I kind of flipped out. Sorry. I'll change them back.

WOLF

But I haven't had a bite to eat all day.

BRENDA

You will not eat the pig princesses.

CINDY

I don't mind.

BRENDA

No, no. I better change them back before I get in trouble.

CINDY

Trouble? Aren't witches supposed to do things like this?

BRENDA

I'm not. (DING sounds is heard) Dang it. Too late.

WOLF

So can I eat them?

BRENDA

No. I'm changing them back anyway. Holka polka!

(Music. Blackout. EZI and DEZI are heard screaming)

CINDY

Oh, they're mad. You should have left them as pigs.

EZI

What did you do to us?

(EZI and DEZI snort like pigs after each thing they say)

DEZI

Yeah, what's going on?

(Snort)

EZI

I can't see!

(Snort)

DEZI

Cindy, do something!

(Snort)

BRENDA

Holka polka! (Lights come on and EZI and DEZI have pig noses) Oh, no.

EZI

Let's get out of here.

(Snort)

DEZI

Agreed.

(Snort)


(EZI and DEZI rush off stage)

END OF SCENE

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"Fight the Machine" free short play scene for 2 actors (1 male 1 female)

A man and woman meet for the first time at a protest and fall in love.

This scene is from "My William Shatner Man Crush"  ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

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FIGHT THE MACHINE by D. M. Larson

A woman, the Jane, is protesting outside a building with a "PP" on the wall.

A man, the Michael, approaches with a bag of computer stuff.  He can have a shirt with the business name like "Computer Cowboys" or some such dorky name. She steps in his way when he approaches.  He tries to counter and she counters.

MICHAEL

Um... I... uh... have to go...

JANE

Go PP?

MICHAEL

No... uh... inside.

JANE

No one is going inside.

MICHAEL

Why not?

JANE

I'm protesting this place.  What they are doing in there is wrong?

MICHAEL

Really?

JANE

Yeah... don't you read the news?

MICHAEL

Sometimes... I have this app on my phone, but I never seem to know anything but celebrity news.  I know all about upcoming movies and such... but I miss out on stuff like earthquakes and plagues and such. I really need a new app.

JANE

Definitely.

MICHAEL

But I'm not a client.  I just am here to fix their computers.

JANE

I can't allow that either. If I stop their computers, then I stop them.

MICHAEL

Well, I don't know if the computer system will cripple them... although it seems like everything needs a computer these days.  Even things like plumbing... even the plumbers are getting these little gadgets that you sign to pay the bill. I never like to touch plumber stuff though so it's really hard to sign it.

JANE

So I stop you... then I stop them.

MICHAEL

I guess... kind of.

JANE

So... stop.

MICHAEL

I'm stopping... now what?

JANE

I'm not sure... no one ever stops.

MICHAEL

So they just kind of push past you?

JANE

They say mean things usually and I get discouraged.

MICHAEL

Really?  People can be such jerks sometimes.

JANE

They won't even listen... at least they could take one of my brochures and keep an open mind.

MICHAEL

I'll take one.

JANE

Really?

MICHAEL

Sure.

Jane gets excited and gives him a brochure.

MICHAEL (CONT.)

Oh wow...

JANE

What?

MICHAEL

This is the coolest looking brochure I've ever seen.  I mean look at this artwork.  Who did this?

JANE

I did... each one is hand drawn... a unique piece of art from my soul.

(Michael looks at more than one)

MICHAEL

You're really good.

(Jane is embarrassed)

JANE

Stop looking at my art and read what it's about... look at what this place is doing.

MICHAEL

That is kind of bad.

JANE

Kind of?  More than kind of.

MICHAEL

I didn't know they did this kind of thing.

JANE

Doesn't it matter to you who you're helping?

MICHAEL

I just do my job... I don't really think about what a business might be doing... what they're mission is.

JANE

It doesn't bother you that you're helping a place do something bad like this?  Or you one of these people who think this isn't bad?

MICHAEL

I agree... it's bad... I've always thought so... I'm one of those people who think hurting any living thing is wrong... I'm anti-anything that harms the living... people or animals. 

JANE

You're all right, man. 

MICHAEL

Thanks.

JANE

Peace.

MICHAEL

Peace.

JANE

You might be the first person I've stopped... and enlightened.  How does it feel?

MICHAEL

Huh?

JANE

To be enlightened?

MICHAEL

Not sure... kind of confusing.

JANE

Talk to me about it.

MICHAEL

Uh... really?

JANE

Yeah.

MICHAEL

Well... I have a job to do... but now I don't want to do it... and I'm wondering if I'll get fired if I don't.

JANE

Oh, man... that's heavy.

MICHAEL

You've really embraced the hippy thing huh? 

JANE

Darn tootin.'

MICHAEL

But you're younger than me.  And I'm not old enough to be a hippy.

JANE

You're never too young to be a hippy... well, a flower child... I'm not in to the drugs and free love thing.

MICHAEL

Why not?  I mean... that's good... I mean... drugs are bad.

JANE

Free love ain't good either... love shouldn't be free for the taking by anyone.  It should be about finding that perfect person... that single soul mate in this universe you were made for.

MICHAEL

Oh, so you mean like one person you love... not lots of people.

JANE

Exactly.

MICHAEL

That would be nice.

JANE

What?

MICHAEL

Finding that person.

JANE

Yeah... finding that perfect match... the one who will be the yin to your yang... the balance to your force.

MICHAEL

Oh... Star Wars?  You a fan?

JANE

I've seen it enough... my brothers watched it over and over so many times I have it memorized.

MICHAEL

I'm a bit of a sci fi nut myself.

JANE

You're a computer guy... I kind of figured.

MICHAEL

A guess that is a bit cliche'.  And I supposed you like the movie the "Notebook"...

JANE

What's cliche' about the Notebook?

MICHAEL

Seems like chicks always like the Notebook.

JANE

That's not true.

(She gets annoyed and turns away, crossing her arms)

MICHAEL

I was just joking.

JANE

Oh.

MICHAEL

Well... I guess I better go back to work and get fired or something.

(He starts to go slowly)

JANE

Oh, man.  I don't want you to get fired.

MICHAEL

But you're right. They are doing bad stuff in there.

JANE

But I don't want you to lose your job. I'd feel terrible.

MICHAEL

It's okay... I hate my job.  I never wanted to be computer guy.

JANE

What do you want to be?

MICHAEL

A writer.

JANE

What kind?

MICHAEL

I write sci fi... and superhero stories.  I know... cliche'.

JANE

I kind of like superhero stuff actually.

MICHAEL

Really?

JANE

Who's your favorite hero?

MICHAEL

Oddly it's one no one ever heard of... but I have every comic... I loved the series... it's called ROM... it's about a robot alien who comes to earth to save humanity from these creatures that possess them.  But he's all misunderstood and such because people think he's hurting people by destroying the alien demons inside them.

JANE

Wow, that sounds cool.  I've never heard of him before. 

MICHAEL

Hardly anyone has. But I want to write something that cool... I want my work to have something to say... even if not a lot of people read it... I still want to say something good... and important.

JANE

Right on, man.

MICHAEL

Who's your favorite superhero?

JANE

I hate to say... yours is way cooler.

MICHAEL

Come on... tell me... I'm curious.

JANE

I know everyone likes them but X-Men... I can't get enough of the X-Men.  I especially like Rogue... I like how she can touch people and take their powers.

(Jane grabs the Michael's hand.  He is startled but doesn't pull away.  He likes it)

MICHAEL

I thought Rogue's touch could destroy a person.

(She looks at him)

JANE

You look okay... feel okay?

MICHAEL

I feel a little funny.

JANE

Don't die on my now.

(She hugs his hand and then lets go)

JANE

Did I steal any of your powers?

MICHAEL

I'm not sure... know anything about computers?

JANE

Not more than before. And I already play most those games you know.

MICHAEL

What makes you think I am a gamer?

JANE

Don't all guys like you play video games?

MICHAEL

Guys like me?

JANE

Cute computer guys?

MICHAEL

Cute?

JANE

Yeah, you're kind of cute.

MICHAEL

Oh...

JANE

You didn't know that you're cute?

MICHAEL

Well... uh... I didn't... I mean... I don't think...

JANE

Geez... you just got cuter.

MICHAEL

Stop that.

JANE

I can't call you cute?

MICHAEL

Not... here...

JANE

Where?

MICHAEL

I don't know.

JANE

You're blushing.

(She takes his hand.  He looks around nervously)

JANE (CONT.)

Does holding your hand make you nervous?

MICHAEL

I don't know.

JANE

Want me to stop?

MICHAEL

I don't know.

JANE

Geez... stop being so cute.

MICHAEL

Okay.

(She looks at his hands)

JANE

So what games have you played?

MICHAEL

Nothing recent... except Angry Birds. 

JANE

Everyone has played Angry Birds.

MICHAEL

Angry Birds Star Wars.

JANE

Okay... not that one.

MICHAEL

I'm from the old school of gaming... I've even played Pong. I love arcade games... going to the arcade with a bag of quarters.  Something about standing there... losing tons of quarters... seeing how long you could make a quarter last. Quarters made it exciting... made it a challenge... made you play harder... and I loved watching people play too... I would have had fun watching you play.

JANE

Watching me?  That's creepy.

MICHAEL

I'm sorry.

JANE

Creepy in a cute sort of way.

MICHAEL

Don't you think that's true though... that playing at home is missing something... it's so much cooler playing when people can see you do it... like a performance art... and it's a community... arcades were a community for people like me.

JANE

Like us... I liked them too.  I'm just old enough to see them die out.

MICHAEL

I still hunt around for arcades... stuck in corners of bowling alleys and pizza places. 

JANE

Pizza and video games... a match made in heaven.

MICHAEL

Oh, yeah... you're telling me.

(They smiles at each other shyly and then are quiet.  She moves closer to him and holds his hand again)

JANE

So... what you gonna do?

MICHAEL

Actually... I could take down their entire computer system.

JANE

Really?

MICHAEL

I could plant a virus... one that would clear their entire system... all their client lists... all their schedules and appointments.

JANE

That could shut them down... not forever but it's a start. I'd love you forever if you did that.

MICHAEL

Oh... well... I... uh...

JANE

Do it... please.

MICHAEL

I've never done anything bad like this before.

JANE

It's not bad... it's good... really good.  What they do is bad. So very very bad.

MICHAEL

My first act of social protest...

JANE

Making a difference.

MICHAEL

Fighting the machine.

JANE

Fight the machine, man.

MICHAEL

I'll make it look like I fixed everything and then tonight the virus can kick in.  Even if they don't trace it back to me, I still might get fired... but I don't really care anymore. It would be a blessing in disguise.  I have some savings... I could write for awhile.  Maybe I could do a comic... you could illustrate... you're good.

JANE

Not that good.

MICHAEL

Best artist I've ever met.

JANE

How many artists have you met?

MICHAEL

A few.

JANE

Liar.

MICHAEL

So... should I do it?

JANE

Yes... please... and we're go have pizza after... I know a place that has these video games in the tables.

MICHAEL

I love those... it's a date... I mean... it's a...

(She takes his hands again)

JANE

It's a date.

MICHAEL

Okay.

JANE

Go get 'em... make me proud, cutie.

MICHAEL

Fight the machine.

(She gives him a kiss on the cheek)

JANE

For good luck... for a good man.

MICHAEL

Am I good?

JANE

The best.

MICHAEL

Here goes.

JANE

You're a hero today... fighting for life.

MICHAEL

May the living triumph over the machine.

JANE

Yeah, man!

(He goes inside)

JANE (CONT.)

Groovy.

END OF PLAY

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This scene is from "My William Shatner Man Crush"  ISBN-13: 978-1505910155

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