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"GROWING UP IS HARD TO DO" by D. M. Larson
(Someone is under a bedroom sheet. He peeks out nervously. He is in pajamas. The sillier the print on the sheet and pajamas the better)
I feel so strange tonight, waking up in the full moon's light. Something had changed. I am not the same. I'm getting really hairy. More hairy than I thought a man could be. This is rather scary and ...and....my voice is changing toooooo.
(He howls and then slaps his hands over his mouth)
Was that a howl? And my hands... Look at my nails... did I forget to cut them or are they longer... And sharper than before?
(He struggles with the sheet.... He gets all wrapped up in a panic. He claws and rips at it)
Claws! Actual claws!
(He finally gets free of the sheet)
Mirror? Where's a mirrorrrrrr!
Was that a growl? From my stomach? What's there to eat? I could really use some meat.
(Holds his stomach)
Growing up is so hard to do...
(Reaches back And feels something bulging at his rear)
....especially when you're growing a tail toooooooo!
(He howls and holds his bottom and carefully scoots off stage)
END OF SCENE
From the published play "Between Good and Evil" by D. M. Larson
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