"Kill First, Gloat Later" by D. M. Larson
(Mezmero stands over a hole in the ground)
I finally did it. I finally beat you. And all I had to do is NOT reveal my evil plan. Why do we villains always do that? Why do we have this strange need to tell you all our devious plots before we do them? That always gives you time for that last minute save... That last minute effort that gets you through... Or perhaps we reveal some flaw in our plan you are able to exploit. Not this time. This time it was kill first, gloat later. This is so much better. I get to brag now. Bragging is so much better than revealing the plan. Time for a victory dance on your grave!
(Mezmero does a dance around Super Dead Man's hole in the ground)
END OF MONOLOGUE
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