Saturday, June 27, 2015

WvP Witches vs Princesses free funny full length stage play script for children - kid comedy teen

The witches have a contest to see who can capture the most princesses. But can the princesses outwit the witches? 

This is a full length comedy play for 23 actors 
(15-22 females 1-7 males)

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 Witches vs Princesses free stage play script for kids children
Art by Shiela Larson

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CAST OF CHARACTERS (15-22 females 1-7 males)

AUTHOR -writer of the story
NARRATOR - teller of the story
PRINCESSES KAY, DEE, BEE - three silly princesses who hang out together
MONSTER/TREE- servants of the witches (this part can be combined)
WITCHY - the first witch to enter the One Trick Pony contest
PRINCESS BERTHA - a bully of a princess who is jealous of KATE
FLIM and FLAM - BERTHA’s servants who repeat everything she says
PRINCESS KATE - a kind princess who wants to be a hero
PRINCESS PEA - a princess who can’t sleep
NO BEARD and LONG JANE SILVER - Pirate Princesses
RED RIDING HOOD - a girl in a red cape who doesn’t like a guy (aka wolf)
WITCHILDA - daughter of the Witch Queen who likes to eat snails
MERMAID - she really wants some legs
GWYNDOLIN - the Witch Queen who has a contest
Carey POTTER - a witch who teaches magic - her real name is Scary Potter
LUNA, DRAKO and BELLA - magic students

SETTING
A Fairy Tale Village and the Witch’s Forest



Thursday, June 25, 2015

"KNOWING HE'D KILLER HER" overdramatic monologue for male from free stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

JAQUE
I didn't want to get involved, but I was tricked into it. Vera told me a sob story about how John was abusing her and forcing her to see him.  I did some checking on him and he was a corrupt cop who looked like he was using and abusing a lot of the ladies around here. I saw he was making moves on one of the gals Cal liked too. She seemed like a nice enough girl and I hated to see him abuse her like he did Vera. John got really possessive over his ladies though and I decided to use that against him. I wrote that note as a way to lure him to the abandoned warehouse. I confronted him there and threatened him. I demanded he leave Vera alone. John refused and got violent. I got angry and wanted him to stop hurting Vera... forever.  But I stopped myself and regained control. I was no killer. I couldn't go through with my threats. Suddenly there was a scream and someone jumped at us with a knife in the darkness. John was so worked up and filled with rage he didn't think twice about fighting off the attacker. He grabbed the knife from her and stabbed her through the heart. He stood over the lifeless body and then started sobbing, "Sadie! Sadie!" He said over and over again. He dropped the knife and held her empty shell in his arms. He screamed at me to go, threatened to kill me too if I didn't leave. I ran, ran for my life. John must have been so upset at killing Sadie that he hung himself. Turns out that he really did love Sadie, so much that he couldn't live knowing he'd killed her.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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overdramatic monologue for male from free stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

"USING WOMEN IN NEED" overdramatic monologue for female from stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

FLO
I was another mutual victim of the two slime balls, who seem to have this fetish for using women in need. So we made a plan on how we'd get out of all this once and for all.  We decided to kill two dodo birds with one stone. We'd do away with John and frame Cal for it. With Cal in jail, then we'd be free of the debt he used to enslave us.

We decided to act when we saw Sadie falling into their trap. We wanted to help her out before she got in too deep and became another victim.

We lured John to the warehouse with the note and I let John try to seduce me. That's when Remmy snuck up and slipped a rope around his neck. It took both of us to strangle him and he put up a fight.
That's when some other gal came at us with a knife, but she couldn't see in the darkness.  We didn't know who she was after at first. We slashed at everyone blindly and ended up stabbing John. John probably thought she was helping us and lunged at her. He stabbed her with her own knife. We didn't know if the knife did it or the rope but we were glad he was dead. We didn't stick around to see who the other woman was. We were so sad to find out later that the woman was Sadie. The woman we were trying to save. We were in too deep and decided to go ahead with our plan. So we came up with the whole ghost hunter idea as a way to bring attention to the murders and frame Cal.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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overdramatic monologue for female from stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

"I WANT MY LIFE BACK" short overdramatic monologue for female from free stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

REMMY
I never should have gotten tangled up with the Capones, but things kept happening and I got more and more stuck. I never meant to get wrapped up in all their funny business. But the harder I tried to get out of it, the deeper I sank into it. I even went to the police for help and that's how I met John. My streak of bad luck continued to haunt me because I ended up with the most corrupt cop of them all.  The sleaze ball seduced me with promises of saving me. He would be my hero and save me from the clutches of the evil Capones. But he only used me for his own pleasure and never helped me. I'd had enough. I was tired of being used and abused. I wanted free of their clutches and I wanted my life back.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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This monologue is from:


"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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short overdramatic monologue for female from free stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

"SOME SORT OF TRAP" overdramatic monologue for male from the stage play script Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

PETE
Me and John worked together with the Untouchables. We were on the team that was trying to bring down the Capones. John said he found an informant he was gonna pump for information. But his insider was Vera and she used him to inform on us instead. He nearly got us all killed. Then to make things worse, I saw his new gal Sadie hanging out with Cal Capone. I decided to confront him and ditch these gals or we couldn't trust him anymore. John called me a liar and attacked me. I fought back in self-defense.  When Sadie attacked I assumed John had set some sort of trap for me and she was in on it. I didn't want to kill her but she fell on the knife when I tried to take her from her. I knew I was in deep and decided to frame someone else for their murder. I set up the whole ghost hunter thing as a trap for Cal and Vera. I wanted them framed for the murders and I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling audience members.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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This monologue is from:


"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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"I WOULD HAVE STABBED MYSELF" overdramatic monologue for male Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

CAL
I was in love with Sadie. I thought she was the prettiest lady I never did see. And nice. There's something about nice girls that that really turn me on. Maybe because I want to be nice too... or maybe because I enjoy making them bad.

Sadie seemed to like my advances too. She flirted and I was sure I could make her mine. Turns out I was just being used by her. Ain't that the story of my life... used and abused... first my brother Al uses me to do his dirty work and now all these dames got me all tied up in knots... tricking me in to loving them... and she just wanted to make her guy jealous. But her spell was cast and I had to have her. I wrote John that note in order to lure him to this empty warehouse and I planned to fit him for cement galoshes. With him out of the way then I could have Sadie or myself.

When he got there he was angry and he attacked me! I had to defend myself so I strangled him. I put my hands around his neck and put the squeeze on him. But he had somebody working with him. He brought some backup and that knife came at me blindly swinging. I grabbed it and gave it back, right through their heart. It was so dark.  I didn't realize it was Sadie. I would have stabbed myself too if I'd known  I'd killed her.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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"Demons" monologue video - free monologue for female or male from a published play

Thank you to Casey for your kind words about my writing and your excellent performance of my monologue "Demons" http://freedrama.net/demons.html


Sincerely, 
D. M. Larson


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from
“Holy Ground” 
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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

"I HAD A FLING" over dramatic monologue female from Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

VERA
John and I had a fling. It was just playful at first. That's all guys want is a play thing. So that's what I was, his little doll. But when he didn't come around to see me anymore I got sad. I realized I had feelings for him. So when I went looking for him and he told me he didn't want to see me anymore. He'd found somebody else. He wanted a nice girl that he could settle down with.  I was angry that John rejected me. I wanted to ruin what he had with this new girl Sadie. If I couldn't have him, no one could. I made up a story that Sadie was cheating on him with some other guy. John wanted proof. I met him here saying I had something for him. I was ready. I slipped something in his favorite drink.  One last farewell toast and I poisoned him. He struggled. He wanted to live so bad so I strangled him to finish him off. And Sadie. I was glad to kill her too. It was self defense of course. She came at me with a knife but she was so weak. It was easy to take it and shove it tight into her chest. I enjoyed cutting through the heart that took away the only man I ever really loved.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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This monologue is from:


"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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over dramatic monologue female from Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

"LEFT ME FOR DEAD" over dramatic monologue for female from The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost

SADIE
I feel like John's death was my fault. I never should have tried to make him jealous. 

Someone killed John but drove him mad first. I found a note someone left for him. It said they had information about me having an affair.  He met them here to confront them and demand proof. I decided to follow him and see who it was.  It was dark and difficult to see. I have never been able to see well in the dark. Before I could see the person, they started to argue and fight... I rushed in and I saw someone in the shadows strangling him.  I found a knife and attacked but I couldn't see anything so I was stabbing blindly. They grabbed me and used my own knife against me... and left me for dead. 


END OF MONOLOGUE

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This monologue is from:


"The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Can you solve this mystery? It's not easy because this play has several different endings. You can have a different killer each night of your performance. This play has a flexible cast of 6+ females and 8+ males that is ideal for a large cast. 

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over dramatic monologue for female from The Mystery of the Gangster Ghost



"Dear God" free monologue for male or female with excellent video performance

DEAR GOD is a 3-4 Minute Monologue for a Male or Female by D. M. Larson. Copyright (c) 2002 All Rights Reserved





"Now how do I send this? Does God have a P.O. box?" 

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Saturday, June 20, 2015

"City Boys" free short comedy monologue for male from funny stage play script "Operation Redneck"

"Operation Redneck" is the story of three friends (Julie, Beth and Tina) who are roommates. Julie is dating a city boy named Jacob and he wants to visit her in the small town she lives in.  She is worried about him fitting in and everyone want to help Jacob by turning him into the ultimate redneck like Tina's boyfriend JJ.

This monologue is Julie's father talking to her about what he thinks of city boys like Jacob.


"CITY BOYS"
by D. M. Larson
(from "Operation Redneck")


PA
I've always thought you'd hook up with a city boy and that's probably the best thing you could do.

Yeah, them city boys have a future. They's gonna make something of themselves. The boys here just gonna find themselves doing the same dead end jobs their pappies is doing.There ain't no future here. 

That's why I sent you to college. So you'd have a future. Don't get me wrong. I love having you here. But you never would have got that great job at our bank if you didn't have that college degree.

 Don't waste your time with these boys around here. They're trouble. Besides, most of them are related anyway. 

(He laughs) 

The gene pool here is getting a little too shallow. We need some new blood.


END OF MONOLOGUE

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"Unprofessional" monologue for female from stage play script "Such a Good Listener"

For permission to use this monologue, contact doug@freedrama.net (please include the title "Unprofessional" in the request).


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"UNPROFESSIONAL"
by D. M. Larson
EDNA
You know what? I’m tired of being professional all the time. But I’m afraid to be unprofessional too.

(EDNA takes off her glasses)

Okay, well… there’s a reason I don’t like being unprofessional. Last time I was unprofessional, someone broke my heart.

There was this repair guy who used to come here a lot. He was a little cliché’ – not the smartest guy but really good with his hands. He could fix anything. He even had the little crack when he bent over. But it was the nicest crack. And it’s not a plumber’s crack because he doesn’t do plumbing. I don’t think I could date a plumber. But a fix it man… good with his hands… I’d like that. I really like hands. They say so much about a guy. I can’t like a man with soft hands… it would like being with another woman… and it means he never did a hard day’s work.  But I love a man with good strong hands. It means they can take care of you and aren’t afraid to work hard to get what they want. I thought this repair guy… Stanley was his name… was the kind of guy who could make me happy. So I started bringing him treats… bake him cookies and such.

 He seems to really like it. And he’d take breaks and sit and talk with me. I feel like we really connected and he acted like he really liked me. But then he left his cell phone by accident… I know I should have looked but it kept buzzing and text messages kept appearing… I shouldn’t have looked at them but I couldn’t help it… I was so sad when I did… because they were from his wife!

 I could tell by what she was saying… bossing him around… wanting him to run errands for her… asking where he was… getting angrier and angrier that he wouldn’t answer… Why did he toy with me like that? Why did he act like he liked me when he knew he couldn’t? It doesn’t matter now though… but it did hurt… a lot.

You’re such a good listener, you know that?


 END OF MONOLOGUE

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"Trying to be Efficient" monologue for female from stage play script Such a Good Listener

For permission to use this monologue, email doug@freedrama.net (please include the title "TRYING TO BE EFFICIENT" in your request). "TRYING TO BE EFFICIENT" by D. M. Larson EDNA I’m just trying to be efficient. I don’t like wasting people’s time. And we get so busy sometimes, I don’t want people to wait longer than they have to so I try to be really efficient about all the forms. I’m trying to come up with the perfect system, but it’s never quite right. Someone always gets mad… someone always gets mean. But there’s a real person behind these forms… there’s a heart and soul behind this paperwork. There’s a sensitive woman who files these signatures and records these checkboxes. But I do this to help you… I collect information that improves your chances to get better again. The more the doctor knows about you, then better chance you have of finding a cure. Thanks for listening to me. END OF MONOLOGUE ***  

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"Such a Good Listener" short stage play script for two over 55+ aged actors


"SUCH A GOOD LISTENER"
by D. M. Larson

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INT. MEDICAL OFFICE WAITING ROOM - DAY

(PAULY, an older man, enters, and approaches an older woman behind a desk, EDNA)

PAULY
I’m here for the sleep study.
EDNA
Here’s some paperwork to fill out. Read this, sign this, check these boxes, sign this, read this and initial here.
PAULY
Could you say that again? 
EDNA
Here’s a form that covers what I just said. Please don’t write on that one.
PAULY
Anything else?
EDNA
Sit over there please.
PAULY
If I sit I might fall asleep.
EDNA
You’re not allowed to stand. Here’s a form explaining why there’s no standing in the waiting room.  You can keep that copy. I have extras.
PAULY
I’m really tired. My eyes are blurry. I’m not sure I can get through all this.
EDNA
Did you want to reschedule your appointment?
PAULY
No, I really need to see someone about my sleeping problem.
EDNA
Then read it, sign it, check it, sign it, read it and initial here.
PAULY
Ooops. I wrote on the one you told me to not write on.
EDNA
Sign this form acknowledging that you’ll pay for a replacement copy.
PAULY
$50! For a copy?
EDNA
I will have to reproduce the form since that was my only copy and that cost covers the labor.
PAULY
You have to be kidding me.
EDNA
I never kid, sir.
PAULY
That’s obvious.
(he goes and sits and tries to do the paperwork. Edna starts to sniffle, gets a tissue and dabs her eyes. Pauly is trying not to fall asleep but nods off and messes up one of the forms as he snores. Edna starts crying loudly and wakes him up)
PAULY
Whoa! Hey! What’s wrong?
EDNA
You hurt my feelings.
PAULY
What? I did.
EDNA
I said… “I never kid, sir.” And you said… “That’s obvious.” That hurt my feelings.
PAULY
Oh, geez. I didn’t mean… I mean I did mean… but I didn’t mean to be so mean.
EDNA
Then why were you?
PAULY
I don’t know… I guess it’s because I’m so tired all time… it makes me grumpy.
EDNA
That doesn’t give you a right to take it out on me. I’m just doing my job you know. I don’t like all these forms any more than you do. You think I like filing all these forms and entering all that information in the computer. You know some people actually write obnoxious things on the forms.
PAULY
Oh really? That’s terrible.
(Pauly takes one of the forms he did and crumples it up)
EDNA
Why are people so mean to me?
PAULY
Well, I think people just misunderstand you.
EDNA
They do?
PAULY
You’re just trying to do your job and be all business like… but people misunderstand that business like nature of yours.
(Pauly starts nodding off during the following)




EDNA
I’m just trying to be efficient. I don’t like wasting people’s time. And we get so busy sometimes, I don’t want people to wait longer than they have to so I try to be really efficient about all the forms. I’m trying to come up with the perfect system, but it’s never quite right. Someone always gets mad… someone always gets mean. But there’s a real person behind these forms… there’s a heart and soul behind this paperwork. There’s a sensitive woman who files these signatures and records these checkboxes. But I do this to help you… I collect information that improves your chances to get better again. The more the doctor knows about you, then better chance you have of finding a cure.
(Pauly is asleep standing up. Edna blows her nose and wakes him up)
Thanks for listening to me.
(Pauly wakes up)
PAULY
Sure, yeah… I see what you mean.
EDNA
I’m so sorry… that was so unprofessional of me.
PAULY
Maybe you need to be a little more unprofessional.
EDNA
What do you mean?
PAULY
Well this professional shtick ain’t workin for ya. Maybe you need to relax a little. Let your hair down.
EDNA
Oh, no. I work very hard getting my hair like this.
PAULY
It’s a figure of speech, Doll. I’m just saying you need to be a little more… personal.
EDNA
Personal? Like friendly? That never goes well for me either.
PAULY
What do you mean?
EDNA
People always get the wrong idea.
PAULY
What kind of wrong idea?
EDNA
Well… if I am a little more relaxed… a little less professional… a little more myself…
(she takes off her glasses and smiles)
I’m a little more like this… “Hi..”
(she does a very sexy hi)
“Welcome.”
PAULY
Oh, wow. I see what you mean there… it’s uh… like you… are uh…
EDNA
Too nice.
PAULY
Exactly.
(She puts on her glasses)
EDNA
It’s better to be professional.
PAULY
Why? Did something bad happen… when you weren’t professional?
EDNA
I don’t want to talk about it. Are you done with your forms?
PAULY
Oh… uh… well, I messed up on one of them. Could you get another one of the pages… which one was it?
EDNA
Why don’t you start over?  Here’s a new packet - read it, sign it, check it, sign it, read it and initial here.
PAULY
Thanks, Doll.
(PAULY goes to sit and starts to nod off again as he tries to do the forms again)
(EDNA thinks, takes off her glasses and looks in a mirror – she gets annoyed and puts them on again)
EDNA
You know what?
(PAULY wakes, messes up another form and stands)
PAULY
What’s that, Doll?
EDNA
I’m tired of being professional all the time. But I’m afraid to be unprofessional too.
PAULY
Try it for a minute… and if it doesn’t go well, you can go back to being professional and I’ll never bug you about it again.
(EDNA takes off her glasses)
EDNA
Okay, well… there’s a reason I don’t like being unprofessional. Last time I was unprofessional, someone broke my heart.
PAULY
Who’s the lowly jerkwod who did that?
(Pauly falls asleep standing during the following)
EDNA
There was this repair guy who used to come here a lot. He was a little cliché’ – not the smartest guy but really good with his hands. He could fix anything. He even had the little crack when he bent over. But it was the nicest crack. And it’s not a plumber’s crack because he doesn’t do plumbing. I don’t think I could date a plumber. But a fix it man… good with his hands… I’d like that. I really like hands. They say so much about a guy. I can’t like a man with soft hands… it would like being with another woman… and it means he never did a hard day’s work.  But I love a man with good strong hands. It means they can take care of you and aren’t afraid to work hard to get what they want. I thought this repair guy… Stanley was his name… was the kind of guy who could make me happy. So I started bringing him treats… bake him cookies and such.
(Pauly opens his eyes a little and smacks his lips when he hears cookies, but then he drifts off again)
He seems to really like it. And he’d take breaks and sit and talk with me. I feel like we really connected and he acted like he really liked me. But then he left his cell phone by accident… I know I should have looked but it kept buzzing and text messages kept appearing… I shouldn’t have looked at them but I couldn’t help it… I was so sad when I did… because they were from his wife!
(Pauly wakes up)
I could tell by what she was saying… bossing him around… wanting him to run errands for her… asking where he was… getting angrier and angrier that he wouldn’t answer… Why did he toy with me like that? Why did he act like he liked me when he knew he couldn’t? It doesn’t matter now though… but it did hurt… a lot.
You’re such a good listener, you know that?
PAULY
Oh… well… I try.
EDNA
I meet so many guys that just want to talk about themselves. I never seem to have anything interesting to say so I usually don’t say too much.
PAULY
That’s ok. I don’t mind. You have a nice voice. It’s nice to listen to. I didn’t get my forms done though.
EDNA
You know what? Forget the forms… the doctor always asks these questions again anyway. We’ll just blame the computer and say it lost the file.
PAULY
I’m starting to really like you, Doll.
EDNA
I’m Edna.
PAULY
Name’s Pauly.
EDNA
Lovely to meet you, Pauly.
PAULY
So what kind of cookies do you bake?
END OF SCRIPT

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