Why do you insist on waking me up at night?
Why do you act like a cat and poop in something I've just cleaned for you?
Or make messes in the kitchen and play with the pots and pans thinking you're in a band?
Why do you poke my face with your finger covered in banana?
Why do I put up with it?
Because when you look at me with those big eyes, and say "Mama", it makes it all worth it.
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