Friday, August 22, 2014

"Catchick" free short comedy monologue for female actress

Adapted from "Superhero Support Group", this comedy monologue takes a look at Catchick who is tired of having mutant powers and wants a mad scientist type doctor to take her powers from her.

This monologue is free for use in an audition, workshop, classroom or competition.

"CATCHICK" by D. M. Larson


CATCHICK
I am tired of my catlike mutant powers. You know how annoying it is to be like a cat?


Look. I want to be able to go the beach without getting the urge to use the bathroom. I want to go swimming again. I am tired of all those naps.

Please doctor. Take me next.

(Starts coking on something)

And I'm tired of all the hairballs!
You can have my powers.

Please take them from me. I want to be normal.

END OF MONOLOGUE

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From the published play "Between Good and Evil" by D. M. Larson available on Amazon.com 


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