Wednesday, June 17, 2015

"Gonna Scare Piggy" short scene for 2 actresses - 2 people - from published play

"Gonna Scare Piggy" by D. M. Larson

For permission to use this scene, contact doug@freedrama.net (please include the title "Gonna Scare Piggy" in your request)

(Lights come up on the front of an old farm house. The upstage area is filled with the front of the home which includes a covered front porch and an upstairs window. The door to the home is UC. DR is an area of dirt intended for a garden. The rest of the farm is off stage. PAULA is feeding her baby pig with a bottle)

PAULA
Ain't it just the most beautiful mornin'? Ain't it just a dream? Oh, what a glorious God we have to give us such a wonderful day.

(TINA comes out during PAULA's opening speech)

TINA
If you start singing, I'm gonna hit you upside the head.

PAULA
Well, good morning to you too, Tina. You look nice today, doesn't she piggy?

TINA
You're so weird.

PAULA
Off to feed the rest of the animals?

TINA
(Puts on rubber boots)
Unfortunately.

PAULA
Oh, that's my favorite job.
(Baby talk to pig)
I just love feeding the little animals.

TINA
(Pokes pig)
So how's old Oscar Meyer today?

PAULA
That's not his name!

TINA
Well, it should be.
(PAULA feeds the pig more milk)
That's the way to do it, Paula. Fatten him up. He'll be ready before you know it.

PAULA
Ready for what?

TINA
(Hungry look)
Dinner.

PAULA
Hush now. You're gonna scare piggy.

TINA
(Sings as she exits R)
"Oh, I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener."

PAULA
(More baby talk)
Don't you pay her no mind, piggy. She's just an awful little heathen. Yes, she is.

END OF SCENE

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short scene for 2 actresses - 2 people - from published play

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