“TRYING TO ESCAPE”
by D. M. Larson
by D. M. Larson
(This monologue is best performed when the actor can interact with the audience and use an audience member or another person to interact with)
REGGIE
I wonder where they went? Hey, there’s one of them.
(REGGIE rushes into audience and grabs audience member)
Trying to escape huh? Well, we’ll just have to see about that.
(Audience member protests)
You’re not a prisoner? Let me see some ID.
(Gets wallet from purse)
I’ll just keep this wallet for evidence purposes.
(Gets keys)
And your car keys. Which car is yours? We’ll need to investigate it too. Make sure there aren’t any criminals stashed in the trunk. And we’ll check for drugs too. See her eyes. She looks like an addict. Take her away!
END OF MONOLOGUE
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Copyright (c) 2016
From "Somebody Famous" by D. M. Larson is a comedy stage play script for 5 women and 2 men now available from Amazon.com. ISBN-13: 978-1539753483
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