Freedrama play scripts and monologues for stage and classroom: "Melinda Street" female comedy short monologues

From the play "Somebody Famous", here are a couple of short monologues from the character of "Melinda Street" who is a famous actress that ends up in jail. She has to do a play with other prisoners and wants to make sure they understand who is in charge.

Here is a low PDF of the monologue:
https://sellfy.com/p/nqEa/

And a PDF of the full play Somebody Famous:

https://sellfy.com/p/Gnuo/

"MELINDA STREET" by D. M. Larson

Monologue #1 - approximately 30 seconds

MELINDA
Mind if I step out for a bit, Officer?
Just for a second. I promise I'll be right back.
Oh, what's the mater, Officer? Am I getting a little too close.
Oh, I'm so scared. Little police man's gonna handcuff me. Or is that a game you like to play with the girls?

Monologue #2 - approximately 1 minute

MELINDA Look, ladies. If you want to act with me you've got to follow a few simple rules.

When I'm on stage, you all back up and give me room.
The key is to stay upstage of me at all times.

(Points upstage)

That's upstage. And I will be downstage.

(She wakes downstage regally)

Who is the professional award winning actor here? Me. So let me handle this.

The key, girls, is to not steal my light. You'll have your time to play act while I'm off stage.

(reacts to one of the other women and speaks mockingly)

But... But... Nothing. That's the way it's going to be.

END OF MONOLOGUE

"Somebody Famous" by D. M. Larson is a comedy stage play script for 5 women and 2 men now available from Amazon.com. ISBN-13: 978-1539753483

Here is a low PDF of the monologue:

https://sellfy.com/p/nqEa/

And a PDF of the full play Somebody Famous:

https://sellfy.com/p/Gnuo/