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"If You Give a Wookie a Cookie" by D. M. Larson
If you give a wookie a cookie, then he'll want some more
Never tell him no and try to kick him out the door
Because he'll throw himself down and have a fit on the floor
Then he'll need a bandage because he gave himself a sore
And he sees something on a shelf that he totally adores
So you give it to him because you have no clue what it is for
Then on tv, he sees the pod races and wonders about the score
And he cheers when he realizes his team is winning by four
Then he'll celebrate with a whole box of cookies from before
and want to share with his friends from the planet Endore
Never tell him no and try to kick him out the door
Because he'll throw himself down and have a fit on the floor
Then he'll need a bandage because he gave himself a sore
And he sees something on a shelf that he totally adores
So you give it to him because you have no clue what it is for
Then on tv, he sees the pod races and wonders about the score
And he cheers when he realizes his team is winning by four
Then he'll celebrate with a whole box of cookies from before
and want to share with his friends from the planet Endore
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