Tuesday, November 3, 2015

"Nowhere Fast" short monologue for woman from Operation Redneck

"Operation Redneck" is the story of three friends (Julie, Beth and Tina) who are roommates. Julie is dating a city boy named Jacob and he wants to visit her in the small town she lives in.  She is worried about him fitting in and everyone want to help Jacob by turning him into the ultimate redneck like Tina's boyfriend JJ.  

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“Nowhere Fast” 
by D. M. Larson

(from "Operation Redneck")

Maybe I should tell Jacob not to come at all.
He doesn't know how to keep a low profile. He's a major activist. He's always pushing some cause or another. He doesn't know when to quit.

I find it kind of sexy actually.

You know. That's the problem right there. Everyone here is a redneck. There isn't anything else. There's no other way to be.

I mean there is so much more out there. There is so much more we can make of ourselves but no one cares. But they are going nowhere fast and they are enjoying the ride. Everyone here just wants to be a redneck.



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