"Losers in Love" part 8 humorous scene for three actors

LOSERS IN LOVE

PART 8

(RANDY stands up annoyed. JENNY looks at him)

JENNY

Where are you going?

RANDY

Geez even cows get more action than I do. This sucks. I’m going home.

(RANDY exits and then MARIANNE arrives)

MARIANNE

Randy still here? I wrote something… I wanted him to hear it.

JENNY

Aren’t you mad at him?

MARIANNE

I was. Not anymore. And I can’t stop thinking about him.

JENNY

He might have left. I’ll see if I can find him.

MARIANNE

That’s okay. Maybe you could record my speech on your phone or something and we can send it to him.

JENNY

Okay.

(JENNY sits with her phone out. MARIANNE touches a braille page as she speaks. RANDY comes back because he forgot his coat, but stays and listens)

MARIANNE

You say the stupidest things. Sometimes I cry and sometimes I get mad.

Sometimes it makes me laugh. But no matter what you say, I always want to hear your voice

Because when you say something good, it’s so very good

When you say something funny, I always smile and feel happy again

And you’re the only guy who doesn’t feel sorry for me

You don’t pity the blind girl, I’m even sure that you know I can’t see

And that’s the nicest feeling, knowing that you don’t care

That you see me for something else beside the blind girl

You see me as a woman and I love feeling like a woman with you

I love the way you sniff my hair when you get close

(everyone looks nervously at each other and Jenny steps up)

I love the way you breathe on me when we get too close

I love…

JENNY

This doesn’t get too… uh… personal does it?

MARIANNE

Um… well… I don’t know… I’ll skip to the last part then.

(They notice RANDY - and they all clear out and leave them alone)

MARIANNE

So I can forgive you every time you do something dumb

Because all the things you do right are so very right

And I feel more alive because of you

RANDY

You really feel that way… about me?

MARIANNE

I do.

RANDY

That’s probably the nicest thing anybody wrote about me.  Well, it might be the only thing wrote about me but it is the best I ever heard.

MARIANNE

I’m sorry I’ve been so touchy… and weird… I wanted you to know that I am not mad anymore.

RANDY

Why not?

MARIANNE

Because it’s no fun being mad. I want to do the happy stuff now.

RANDY

Like what?

MARIANNE

What makes you happy, Randy?

RANDY

You mean like pizza?

(MARIANNE laughs)

MARIANNE

What makes you happy about me?

RANDY

Oh… you smell good.  Really good.  I can’t stop, sniffing you.

(MARIANNE goes to him)

MARIANNE

What do I smell like now?

RANDY

Fruit… oranges.

MARIANNE

Close enough.  You like that smell?

RANDY

I love that smell. I love all your smells. I didn’t know girls could smell so good. I mean sometime they do poo-foo but for some reason you smell so much better than the rest of them.

MARIANNE

Poo-foo?  (Laughs)

RANDY

That’s what my grannie called it.

MARIANNE

That’s cute.

RANDY

She was pretty cute… and silly.

MARIANNE

Like you.

RANDY

And Jenny. She smells kind of bad.

(MARIANNE laughs)

MARIANNE

You think so?

RANDY

She likes onions… and I can tell when she’s had them on her food.  Don’t tell her I said that.

MARIANNE

I won’t.

RANDY

Frank likes onions too so they’re a good match.

MARIANNE

Are we a good match Randy?

RANDY

Are we a match?

MARIANNE

I would like to be.

RANDY

Me too.

MARIANNE

Let’s be a good match then.

RANDY

Okay.

MARIANNE

What you want to do now?

RANDY

Do you like pizza?

MARIANNE

You have a one track mind.

RANDY

I really like pizza.

MARIANNE

Let’s go have some pizza then. On me.

RANDY

Really?  This is a good match.

MARIANNE

I think so too.

(They exit)

END OF PLAY


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By D. M. Larson

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