Saturday, September 16, 2017

"Girls of America, Beware!" monologue from the play "Dotty's New Show"

"Girls of America, Beware!" is a short monologue from the scene “Dotty’s New Show” from the play "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" by D. M. Larson

Here is an adapted short monologue from the scene:

You asked me to be on your show and now you cast me aside. It’s Hollywood wolves like you that girls have to be careful of these days. You and your empty promises of fame and fortune. “Be on my television program! I’ll make you a star!” Promises! Promises! That’s all they are. Crazy? You're calling me crazy? There! That proves you’re a snake! Calling me crazy in front of millions of viewers! Pretending like you don’t know me, like you’ve never seen me before. Girls of America, beware! Remember this face! Don’t let his serpent tongue trick you as it did me!


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from the published play
“Blondes Prefer Gentlemen”
ISBN-13: 978-1985331877
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