“In My Underwear” by D. M. Larson
comedy monologue for male
comedy monologue for male
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RANDY
Hi… uh… I’m… well… here. And… I… I’m supposed to be… uh… well… kind of forgot… what I’m supposed to say. I… I’m sorry. This is terrible. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. I was supposed to get up here and do something amazing. Instead, I… I’m a mess. I don’t remember anything. I don’t remember my lines. I don’t remember my song. I’m not even sure I remember where I am. What day is this? Please tell me that this is the wrong place or the wrong day or something. Or maybe this is a bad dream.
(covers eyes)
Someone pinch me and wake me up. And please tell me this isn’t one of those dreams where I am on stage in my underwear and everyone is laughing at me.
(slowly uncovers eyes and looks at self)
Oh, good. I’m not in my underwear. I mean I am in my underwear... but not on the outside... without clothes.
I’m going to go now. This was all just a dream. You just imagined me coming on stage and making a fool of myself. Just close your eyes and pretend like I’m not here. Close your eyes. Go on. I see you peeking.
(When eyes are closed… sneaks off)
I was never here.
END OF MONOLOGUE
This become a female version
which is now
from the published play
“Blondes Prefer Gentlemen”
ISBN-13: 978-1985331877
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