(BRENDA skips along humming and then a WOLF appears. WOLF is dabbing his mouth with a small red cloak)
BRENDA
Oh, hello, there.
(WOLF hides red cloak behind his back)
WOLF
Oh!
BRENDA
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
WOLF
Little girls do that to me.
BRENDA
Little girls scare you?
WOLF
All the time.
BRENDA
Why is that?
WOLF
It's all that screaming. Little girls scream too much.
BRENDA
I won't.
WOLF
You sure? I am scary.
(Makes scary arm motion)
Grrr.
BRENDA
That wasn't too scary.
WOLF
The last little girl thought so. Scared her so bad she dropped this.
(Holds out red cloak)
BRENDA
Poor thing. I bet she will get cold without it.
WOLF
I didn't think of that. But she ran so fast I doubt we'll catch her.
BRENDA
Maybe this is the time to try a little magic.
WOLF
Magic? You a fairy?
BRENDA
I'm a witch actually.
WOLF
A witch? But you're not ugly.
BRENDA
Not all witches are ugly. That's a common misconception.
WOLF
Miscon-what?
BRENDA
Misconception. It means people believe one thing about you but it's not true.
WOLF
I know exactly what you mean. People misconwhattionize me all the time. Man, you accidentally knock down some pig's house with a sneeze and that start telling stories about you. And now there's this little girl and her red hood. Who knows what they'll say about this one.
BRENDA
Wolves and witches have it tough.
WOLF
That they do.
BRENDA
But maybe I can do a little damage control. Set down the cloak and stand back.
(WOLF puts down red cloak and backs away)
WOLF
What you going to do?
BRENDA
I'm going to do a return to owner spell.
(BRENDA does a little dance. Polka music plays)
Holka Polka!
(Lights flash and zap is heard. Blackout)
WOLF
Ah! I'm blind!
BRENDA
Either I am too or something happened.
WOLF
Maybe you returned the moon. I wonder who the owner was?
BRENDA
Let's try this again. Holka Polka!
(Lights come up and cloak is gone)
WOLF
Hey, the cloak is gone.
BRENDA
And hopefully back with its owner.
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