Saturday, November 29, 2014

"Bones the Pirate Girl" comedy monologue for female child actor (kid girl teen solo acting script)

This monologue stage play solo script is for a child or teen actress from the published play called "The Pirate and the Princess"


"Bones the Pirate Girl" by D. M. Larson

I am sick of being at sea. I want to feel solid ground. Oh... To take a nice warm bath... Instead of washing in freezing cold sea water. You see what the sea has done to my hair!

(Removes hat or bandana to reveal a mess).

No more pirate's life for me. No more yo ho with these yo-yos. I am tired of all the bottles and bums. I want to drink from a chilled glass goblet... And have some ice cold milk. Fresh cool milk... and ice... a glass of ice water would even be nice. And you know what else you get when you mix milk and ice... this incredible thing called ice cream. You'll never find that on a pirate ship. I'd give anything for a scoop. But you'll never find anything like that on this rust bucket... no milk, no ice cream, not even an itty bitty ice cube... How come the most wonderful things in life spoil so quickly?


For permission to use this monologue, please contact (include the title "Bones the Pirate Girl" in your request)

From "The Pirate and the Princess" (ISBN-13: 978-1515169765) and learn more about Bones: 

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Read the full script "The Pirate and the Princess" (ISBN-13: 978-1515169765and learn more about Bones: 


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Sketch for upcoming "Princess and the Pirate" poster 

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