Sunday, June 3, 2018

Peanut Butter Flavored Tooth Paste funny comedy monologue bad commercial


It’s such an honor to be auditioning for you.
I love all your commercials, like the one about Frank’s Flavored Dentures.
Hilarious! I need a moment to warm up before we get started.
Mi, mi, mi. La, la, la. Okay, I’m ready as a bowl of spaghetti.
Here is my audition: “Peace’s peanut butter flavored toothpaste.
Brush with our better peanut buttery paste.” And here is version 2.
I thought I’d rewrite it a bit. I hope you don’t mind.
“Peace’s peanut buttery paste is something you should taste.
Brush better with Peace’s peanut buttery toothpaste.”
How’s that? Was that good? You like it? Did I get the part? Please…
I need this job. My rent is overdue and I need this so badly.
Or I could be one of your writers… did you like my version better? Please!!!


from the published play
“Blondes Prefer Gentlemen”
ISBN-13: 978-1985331877


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