WvP Witches vs Princesses by D. M. Larson
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(The Tree is a new character or can be played by the same actor who played MONSTER - it's not the same character though)
TREE
None shall pass!
LUNA
Is this the way to Carey Potter's castle?
DRAKO
Yeah we have a bone to pick with her.
BELLA
She gave us trick wands.
DRAKO
Mine turned my fingers all purple.
LUNA
Mine makes me caugh up butterflies…
(She coughs and grabs her mouth)
DRAKO
Let us through.
TREE
None shall pass!
BELLA
That all you can say?
TREE
No but I really like saying it.
LUNA
So how do we get through?
TREE
You don't - none shall pass - that's why I say that.
DRAKO
But there must be a way - the witch goes this way right?
TREE
Maybe.
DRAKO
So how does Carey Potter get through?
TREE
Not telling.
BELLA
Please.
TREE
Oh man... She said please. How can I say no to that?
LUNA
You can't - now tell us!
TREE
No to you rude little girl.
BELLA
Please.
TREE
Sigh... Oh fine… since you know the magic word.
LUNA
The magic word is please?
TREE
Of course. To pass, you have tell a joke.
DRAKO
Knock knock…
TREE
No... A really good one.
DRAKO
What's wrong with knock knock jokes?
TREE
What's not wrong with them? No - you have to tell good jokes, so good they make me shake when I laugh - shake so hard that the little fairies fall out of my branches and do a dance.
BELLA
Awwww... That sounds cute.
TREE
It is.
LUNA
Who knows a good joke?
DRAKO
Knock knock…
LUNA
No. I have one... Why do dragons sleep all day?
TREE
Why?
LUNA
So they can fight knights!
TREE
Not bad but not good enough.
LUNA
How about this one? What does the frog prince like to eat with his hamburgers?
TREE
I don't know.
LUNA
French flies.
(TREE laughs a bit harder)
DRAKO
Funny but no fairies.
BELLA
Why are the wicked witch twins so confusing? It's hard to tell which witch is which!
(TREE laughs and little fairies come out and dance)
BELLA (Cont.)
That's soooo cute.
LUNA
There's the path.
DRAKO
Let's go.
(Little Fairies dance more)
END OF SCENE
WvP Act 1 Scene 1
WvP Act 1 Scene 2
WvP Act 1 Scene 3
WvP Act 2 Scene 1
WvP Act 2 Scene 2
WvP Act 2 Scene 3
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